Spider-Man Thomas Haden, Engage To A Porn Actress


Spider-Man 3 star Thomas Haden Church has revealed he is engaged to a former porn actress.

The actor, who appears as The Sandman in the movie, has been with Mia Zottoli for five years, he told the News of the World.

She has 32F-sized breasts and has appeared in films including Carnal Desires, Dungeon Of Desire, Madame Hollywood and Forbidden Highway.

Haden Church, who was also in Sideways, has one child by Zottoli and said he is delighted with the relationship.

"Good life partners are well balanced, dynamic intellectually and romantically," he commented. He said of her porn roles: "That's all in the past."

They met in 2002 on the set of a film he was directing, and she was acting in, called Rolling Kansas. Haden Church recalled: "A month later she phoned me and asked me out. It was a very pleasant surprise. I hope the wedding will be sooner rather than later."

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What If Your Date Is A Porn Celeb

It is difficult not to think how great it might be to date someone like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson or Kaylani Lei. They are absolutely gorgeous women. Even your mom would have to be proud of you for landing such a babe. However, besides boasting to all your buddies about having laid one of the hottest ladies, what would going out with and dating a pornstar really be like? For some men they'd probably not find that kind of heat quite so neat after a while.

Fred Gonzalez of McClatchy Newspapers decided to ask some adult performers at the recent Exxxotica convention in Miami Beach, Florida, whether they would ever date an average guy. He spoke to Jennifer Drake a performer from Wicked Pictures who said, "Absolutely. It's probably a lot easier than guys would think because aside from the fact that we have sex on camera, we're pretty normal. We have our hobbies, like yoga, swimming and reading."

However, as more than one adult performer suggested, it can be difficult for a dude to accept what is girlfriend has to do everyday in the biz. You'd have to be rather secure in yourself not to feel threatened by the fact that some muscle stud with a huge dick was doing your girlfriend at work. He also talked with Tera Patrick who explained, "A lot of us girls date regular guys but it's hard because you want to meet someone who understands your business and isn't jealous."

Okay, so for the sake of argument, let's say we aren't the jealous types how should we woo a porn starlet? Carmen Luvana added, "The big misconception by guys is they think because we have sex for a living they think that will happen all the time. Just be yourself and don't talk about how many movies you have watched. Be normal and treat her like a normal person ... We want a guy that wants you for you and not because you are an adult star and he wants to let everyone know."

That seems straightforward enough I guess. However, I've been in relationships in the past for the right reasons, but have had my motives questioned. I know that in the end, if someone you're dating doubts you enough then in the long run you begin to doubt yourself unless you're stronger-willed than most folks. I think any relationship regardless of whether it's with a pornstar, or a normal person can be tricky. However, personally I think I'll stick to scoring within my league of non-porno celebs.

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